BransonBob's AI Assisted Tunes: June 2026

Monday, June 29, 2026

Dancing In The Flames by Robert K. Lewis

This song is Copyright © 2025 by Robert K. Lewis. Lyrics are Copyright © 2025 by Robert K. Lewis. Samplings are Copyrighted by their respective creators. The completed song is A.I. generated by MusicHero.ai and is Licensed to Robert K. Lewis.

Polly's Pop by Robert K. Lewis

It's here, it's back,
Polly's Pop tastes great.
Polly's Pop is back!

I'll take a Cream soda.
(Here you go.)
Thank you!
Mmmmm. That's really good!

Eleven flavors,
Of Polly's Pop.
Gotta get 'em all,
I like 'em all a lot.

It's here, it's back,
Polly's Pop tastes great.
Polly's Pop is back!

I'll take a Root Beer soda.
(Here you go.)
Thank you!
Mmmmm. That's really good.

Eleven flavors,
Of Polly's Pop.
Gotta get 'em all,
I like 'em all a lot.

It's here, it's back,
Polly's Pop tastes great.
Polly's Pop is back!

I'll take a Grape soda.
(Here you go.)
Thank you!
Mmmmm. That's really good.

Eleven flavors,
Of Polly's Pop.
Gotta get 'em all,
I like 'em all a lot.

It's here, it's back,
Polly's Pop tastes great.
Polly's Pop is back!

I'll take a Black Cherry soda.
(Here you go.)
Thank you!
Mmmmm. That's really good.

Eleven flavors,
Of Polly's Pop.
Gotta get 'em all,
I like 'em all a lot.

It's here, it's back,
Polly's Pop tastes great.
Polly's Pop is back!

I'll take a Orange soda.
(Here you go.)
Thank you!
Mmmmm. That's really good.

Eleven flavors,
Of Polly's Pop.
Here's some Ginger Beer,
Some Pineapple and Peach
Gotta get 'em all,
Look at that Blue Raspberry,
And that Glazed Donut, too!
Gotta get them all,
I like 'em all a lot.

It's here, it's back,
Polly's Pop tastes great.
Polly's Pop is back!

It's here, it's back,
Polly's Pop tastes great.
Polly's Pop is back!

This song is Copyright © 2026 by Robert K. Lewis. Lyrics are Copyright © 2026 by Robert K. Lewis. Samplings are Copyrighted by their respective creators. The completed song is A.I. generated by MusicHero.ai and is Licensed to Robert K. Lewis.

On Hold by Robert K. Lewis

Hello!
Someone will be with you shortly.
Your call is important to us.
Thank you for holding.
We will be with you shortly.
Rest assured we will give you the attention you deserve.
Thank you for holding.
Your waiting time is ten minutes.

Wonderful.
I love being on hold.
It's such grand fun.
I love the music.
That's what they call it.

We know you have a busy schedule.
Our hold music is divine.
Someone will be with you shortly.
Your call is important to us.
Thank you for holding.
We will be with you shortly.
Rest assured we will give you the attention you deserve.
Thank you for holding.
Your waiting time is twenty minutes.

Wonderful.
I love being on hold.
It's such grand fun.
But, turn down that music!
It's really bad!

We know you have a busy schedule.
Relax, and get a glass of wine.
Someone will be with you shortly.
Your call is important to us.
Thank you for holding.
We will be with you shortly.
Rest assured we will give you the attention you deserve.
Thank you for holding.
Your waiting time is thirty minutes.

Wonderful.
I love being on hold.
It's such grand fun.
They call that music?
It's not.

We know you have a busy schedule.
But, please be patient.
Your call is important to us.
Thank you for holding.
We will be with you shortly.
Rest assured we will give you the attention you deserve.
Thank you for holding.
Your waiting time is one hour.

Wonderful.
I love being on hold.
It's such grand fun.
I love the so-called music.
It's just pretend music!

Thank you for calling.
We know you have a busy schedule.
However, our operators are all busy.
Please call back later.
Your call is important to us.
Thank you for holding.
Our operators are all busy.
Please call back later.
Your call is important to us.
Thank you for holding.
Please call back later.

Click.

What the heck?
Well, fiddlesticks!
I was on hold.
They hung up on me!
What a bunch of baloney.
Gosh darn it!

Sunday, June 28, 2026

Knock Knock by Robert K. Lewis

Just think back,
When you were a child,
All the knock knock jokes,
Were pretty wild,
We all had fun,
And we laughed away,
They were corny jokes,
But just right for play!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry can, even if you can't!

So, you must be Jerry? Heaven help me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch?

No! You go away!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake!

I did not. No I didn't!

Just think back,
When you were a child,
All the knock knock jokes,
Were pretty wild,
We all had fun,
And we laughed away,
They were corny jokes,
But just right for play!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish I had a million dollars!

Dude, buy a scratch off!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Icon!
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke! Do you want me to?

No, you be quiet!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in, or I'll break down the door!

Don't you dare! You better not!

Just think back,
When you were a child,
All the knock knock jokes,
Were pretty wild,
We all had fun,
And we laughed away,
They were corny jokes,
But just right for play!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish I knew some more knock knock jokes!

Please stop! Thank goodness you don't!

Golly, gee whiz, please please stop!

Flashmob by Robert K. Lewis

It's a Flashmob
First one, and then it's two
Another verse,
And then it's a few.
At the chorus,
They might draft you!

From Birmingham to Houston,
These girls can sure get down.
From L.A. to Allentown,
They all spin 'round and 'round.
Moving to the musics beat,
They liven up the town.

It's a Flashmob
It's ten or twenty now
Now the crowd grows,
People crowd around.
The next verse,
Works up the town!

From Las Vegas to Paris,
These girls can sure get down.
From Branson to Atlanta,
People crowd around.
Each move just like the others,
They're moving to the sound.

It's a Flashmob
It might be forty now
Now the crowd grows,
Hear them comment wow!.
Every single verse,
We wonder how!

It's a flashmob,
Putting on a show,
It's a flashmob,
They're not dancing slow,
It's a flashmob,
They have a glow!

Friday, June 26, 2026

Alligator Alcatraz by Robert K. Lewis

At Alligator Alcatraz,
If you should run, run, run!
At alligator Alcatraz,
The chase is fun, fun, fun!
If an alligator catches you,
You'll be done, done done!

Chomp, chomp!
Crunch, crunch!
Very tasty.
Thank you!

If you crash the border,
The law will track you down.
If you are backpacking,
Those drugs won't reach our towns,
The border is secure now,
But you can act the clown,
Our border guards will get you,
And they will show you 'round!

At Alligator Alcatraz,
If you should run, run, run!
At alligator Alcatraz,
The chase is fun, fun, fun!
If an alligator catches you,
You'll be done, done done!

Chomp, chomp!
Crunch, crunch!
Very tasty.
Thank you!

You don't want to go there,
It's a badder place than you,
Supposing that you land there,
Your crime career is through,
You cannot escape from there,
The gators will eat you,
If you think the law is laughing,
It's laughing right at you!

At Alligator Alcatraz,
If you should run, run, run!
At alligator Alcatraz,
The chase is fun, fun, fun!
If an alligator catches you,
You'll be done, done done!

Chomp, chomp!
Crunch, crunch!
Very tasty.
Thank you!

If you're an illegal,
You should go back home!
If you're an invader,
Go fix your own sad home!
If you traffic people,
We will throw away the key!
Here you must assimilate,
Someone might disappear you!

Don't stay at Alligator Alcatraz,
Don't book your stay today.
Stay at home where you belong,
Don't come here the wrong way.
Don't be a dumb invader,
We will crush your plan to stay!

At Alligator Alcatraz,
If you should run, run, run!
At alligator Alcatraz,
The chase is fun, fun, fun!
If an alligator catches you,
You'll be done, done done!

Chomp, chomp!
Crunch, crunch!
Tasty.
Very tasty!

Thank you!
You're welcome!

- - - 'Alligator Alcatraz' Closes - - -

Lorem Ipsum Redux by Robert K. Lewis

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This is music for the website coders out there, who will recognize the language. :)

This song is Copyright © 2025 by Robert K. Lewis. Lyrics are boilerplate used in many website templates and in many computer languages. Samplings are Copyrighted by their respective creators. The completed song is A.I. generated by MusicHero.ai and is Licensed to Robert K. Lewis.

Rise Up by Robert K. Lewis

Allegations & Prosecutions by Robert K. Lewis

Young Men Are Dying by Robert K. Lewis

Born Like This by Robert K. Lewis

The Amendment by Robert K. Lewis

Friday, June 19, 2026

Bubblegum 4 Brains by Robert K. Lewis

Bubblegum, bubblegum,
Bubblegum for brains.
Those idiots identify,
As any stupid thing.

Bunny tails and kitty ears,
They all look very strange.
Boys as girls, girls as boys,
Or as any dumb ass thing.

Bubblegum, bubblegum,
Bubblegum for brains.
Those idiots identify,
As any stupid thing.

It's silly, it's just Cosplay,
We will misgender you.
We won't use your pronouns,
You think that it's a game.

Bubblegum, bubblegum,
Bubblegum for brains.
Those idiots identify,
As any stupid thing.

Please identify as a rock,
That should suit them fine.
Walking all over them,
Should be a fun passtime.

Bubblegum, bubblegum,
Bubblegum for brains.
Those idiots identify,
As any stupid thing.

I think it's straight jacket time,
That would fit them better.
Helmets and padded walls,
Great for those go getters!

Bubblegum, bubblegum,
Low I Q so strange,
Those idiots identify,
As any stupid thing.
Bubblegum, bubblegum,
Low I Q so strange,
Those idiots identify,
As any stupid thing.
Bubblegum, bubblegum,
Bubblegum for brains.

A Kinda Wild Man by Robert K. Lewis

Grandpa, bell bottoms, and thick long hair,
Smelled like seven ten, yes, I swear.
That's right.
He dodged the draft and said "No war, man!"
He would flip off the TV when Nixon came on.

Peace, love, and VW vans,
That was his jam.
Hitchin' rides on highways,
All across the land.
Singin' peace songs of freedom.
Yeah that was his plan.
Peace, love, and flower girls,
A kinda wild man.

He strummed his guitar by the campfire's glow.
Stories of the road a long time ago.
He'd sing,
And talk about Woodstock, and feeling so free.
Said "The establishment can't ever hold me!"

Peace, love, and VW vans,
That was his jam.
Hitchin' rides on highways,
All across the land.
Singin' peace songs of freedom.
Yeah that was his plan.
Peace, love, and flower girls,
A kinda wild man.

Now he’s got grandkids and a comfy old chair.
Still talks about change, though change doesn't last.
Except going bald.
No care what anyone thinks about his crazy past,
In his mind those good times were built to last!

Peace, love, and VW vans,
That was his jam.
Hitchin' rides on highways,
All across the land.
Singin' peace songs of freedom.
Yeah that was his plan.
Peace, love, and flower girls,
A kinda wild man.

This song, and lyrics, are Copyright © 2026 by Robert K. Lewis. Lyrics were produced from a prompt in MusicHero.com and were then edited and improved by Robert K. Lewis. Samplings are Copyrighted by their respective creators. The completed song is Licensed to Robert K. Lewis.

Pretty Little Vixen by Robert K. Lewis

She walks in like trouble,
With a red heeled stroll,
Hair as red as a match strike,
Burning through the air.

She laughs at danger,
Like she knows the score,
One glance from her eyes,
And all the men want more.

She don't need permission,
She don't wait for the light,
One look, then she moves,
And it feels like a bite.

She's a pretty little vixen, on the prowl
(Pretty little vixen)
She's a pretty little vixen, on the prowl
(Say it loud)
She makes the whole room lean her way,
And I can't look away.

She's got a heel tappin',
With the floorboard beat.
Her smile says go on,
But we're in too deep

Every step is a warning,
Every wink is a dare,
She leaves a trail of trouble,
Everywhere.

She doesn't need permission,
She won't wait for the light,
One look, then she moves,
And it feels like a bite.

She's a pretty little vixen, on the prowl
(Pretty little vixen)
She's a pretty little vixen, on the prowl
(Say it loud)
She makes the whole room lean her way,
And I can't look away.

She knows what she's doing,
Yeah, she knows it very well.
One sweet little motion,
And I'm under her spell.

She's a pretty little vixen, on the prowl
(Pretty little vixen)
She's a pretty little vixen, on the prowl
(Say it loud)
She makes the whole room lean her way,
And I can't look away.
She's a pretty little vixen, on the prowl
(Pretty little vixen)
She's a pretty little vixen, on the prowl
(Say it loud)
She makes the whole room lean her way,
And I can't look away.

No, I just can't look away!

Tomcat Blues by Robert K. Lewis

Streetlights playing a yellowish tune,
Shadows stretchin' beneath the moon,
He paces restless, hear him purr,
Gotta let him out when he stirs.

He stares at me with eyes so green,
A midnight hunter a wild machine.

Tomcat blues,
Yeah, tomcat blues,
He’s got the urge, he’s gotta cruise,
Tomcat blues,
No time to lose,
He’s off to chase those feline's too.

He rubs my leg, a purrin' sound,
Then bolts right out without a sound,
A flash of black into the night,
He lives for freedom he lives for fight.

Some folks say he’s a stray,
But he comes back every single day,
With battle scars and stories untold,
A heart of fire a spirit bold.

Tomcat blues, tomcat blues,
Tom's gonna cruise!

Stud Bud, Love Bug by Robert K. Lewis

He walks in like he owns the room,
Clean white tee, cowboy boots,
She grabs his arm like, "Come on through,"
And everybody sees that move.

He gets that grin, she gets that spark,
They both look sweet, in the dark,
Boots on wood, hair gone wild,
That kind of trouble makes her smile.

One look, then the beat drops low,
They don't need much, they just go,
He leans in close, she plays it cool,
Then they both break all the rules.

He's her stud bud, love bug,
Watch them spin, watch them cut,
She's hanging on his arm,
He's soaking up her charm,
He's her stud bud, love bug,
They don't care who's watching them,
Cutting up the dance floor,
Cutting up the dance floor.

She tips her chin, he nods right back,
Midnight grin, and a little bit of snap,
He slides one hand to the small of her back,
Then the whole crowd parts in half.

She laughs out loud, he laughs too,
Like they made this town brand new,
Every step says, "Yeah, that's us,"
Sharp as a line and smooth as dust.

One look, then the beat drops low,
They don't need much, they just go,
He leans in close, she plays it cool,
Then they both break all the rules.

He's her stud bud, love bug,
Watch them spin, watch them cut,
She's hanging on his arm,
He's soaking up her charm,
He's her stud bud, love bug,
They don't care who's watching them,
Cutting up the dance floor,
Cutting up the dance floor.

Tell me, have you seen that pair?
All that heat, in the air
One little touch, one little grin,
And the whole darn room leans in!

He's her stud bud, love bug,
Watch them spin, watch them cut,
She's hanging on his arm,
He's soaking up her charm,
He's her stud bud, love bug,
They don't care who's watching them,
Cutting up the dance floor,
Cutting up the dance floor.

He's her stud bud, love bug,
Watch them spin, watch them cut,
She's hanging on his arm,
He's soaking up her charm,
He's her stud bud, love bug.
They just don't care who's watching them,
Cutting up the dance floor,
Cutting up the dance floor.

Fix The Constitution by Robert K Lewis

It's time, it's time now,
To Fix the Constitution!
It's time right now, today,
To fix the Constitution!

The Founder's didn't forsee,
That these invaders would invade,
That they would not assimilate,
That they would take freedom away.
That freedom of speech,
And of religion, too,
Would be so disrespected,
In such a violent way.

It's time, it's time now,
To Fix the Constitution!
It's time right now, today,
To fix the Constitution!

The Marxists want to conquer,
Every nation under the sun,
They've indoctrinated children,
With Democracy, each one,
Socialist Democrats,
Are traitors, every one,
All of their evil scheaming,
Is hurting every one.

It's time, it's time now,
To Fix the Constitution!
It's time right now, today,
To fix the Constitution!

The Muslims are all vipers,
They are out to conquer all the earth.
Convert or they will slaughter you,
While our welfare gives them berth.
Islamic demons, all,
All with murder on their minds,
Their Shariah Law is evil,
They are all out of their minds.

It's time, it's time now,
To Fix the Constitution!
It's time right now, today,
To fix the Constitution!

These creeds are not religions,
That should have protection here,
They are evil conquering armies,
They are invading everywhere,
It's time to round them all up,
To deport them, they should go.
They should not be in government,
Or teaching children in our schools,
We must amend our Constitution,
They must never o're us rule!

It's time, it's time right now,
To Fix the Constitution!
It's time right now, today,
To have some prosecutions,
It's time, and right away,
To Fix the Constitution!

Google AI Overview RE: The lyric phrase "They've indoctrinated children, With Democracy, each one":

What would be the identifying points of a pure Democracy?

A pure democracy—frequently called a direct democracy—is a political framework where citizens make laws and policy decisions themselves, rather than delegating that authority to elected officials.

Identifying points include:

1. No Elected Proxies: There are no representatives to filter, interpret, or vote on the public's behalf.

2. Unmediated Participation: Eligible citizens vote directly on bills, laws, ballot initiatives, and referendums.

3. Universal Suffrage & Equality: Every citizen's vote is given equal weight under the principle of majority rule.

While it is lauded as the purest expression of popular sovereignty, it requires a highly informed electorate and carries the risk of "tyranny of the majority," where minority rights may be overlooked.

So, that being said, the inevitable "tyranny of the majority" is why the United States Constitution was used to create a Republic instead of a Democracy!

Again, Google AI Overview: What are the seven principles of a Demopcracy?

The core principles of democracy [purportedly include] include:

1. Citizen Participation: Citizens have the right and responsibility to vote, debate, and engage in public life.

2. Equality: All individuals are treated equally under the law, enjoying the same opportunities without discrimination.

3. Political Tolerance: The majority rules, but the rights and voices of minority groups are respected and protected.

4. Accountability: Elected officials and government leaders are answerable to the people and can be voted out of office.

5. Transparency: Government operations and decisions are open and clear to the public.

6. Rule of Law: Every citizen, including the government, is subject to the law; no one is above it.

7. Free and Fair Elections: Citizens choose their leaders through regular, secret-ballot elections without intimidation or corruption.

So, that being said, the reality of life is that not a single one of these pie-in-the-sky seven points are realistic or has any merit in real life. Men being sinful and ready to break every single point of the seven, is why Democrat Socialists and every other form of Marxist, and also Muslims pretending to be Democrat Socialists, like to preach that Democracy is so great, their real goal being to come in and destroy a country to turn it Socialist, and ripe for invasion and takeover. Democracy is not a good thing beyond very limited implementation, usually only being beneficial in a group of three or less.

Simply put, Democracy is the prelude to Tyranny. People brainwashed into thinking Democracy is a good thing are the useful idiots of invading cultures, and the reason governments often fall.

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